Tiger Woods has been making waves…AGAIN! This time around, it’s because of his public “apology”. After a stint in sex rehab, Woods claims that he is now a better person (yeah right!) and that he’s going to try to mend his ways. But his mistresses don’t really believe he will. I’m totally with them on this one, aren’t you?

Joslyn James, who was “with” Woods, for three years, says that his press conference was a farce from start to finish. The porn star, who is starred in films like “Top Heavy 4”, says that she feels insulted. Aww…you poor home wrecker, we totally sympathize with you! She also says that she would not be averse to a telephone apology from the man in question and that she really did not deserve to be ignored in his public apology.

She also goes on to say that, in her book, an apology should be meaningful and genuine, but she found no traces of that in his apology. She says that Woods is an extremely selfish individual and whatever he does is only about him, no one else. She didn’t believe that it was a real apology. Gloria Allrad, James’ lawyer said that though Woods had caused a whole lot of emotional turmoil in James’ life, she would not be pressing charges against him.

Jamie Jungers, another one on Tiger’s colorful list of mistresses threw in the emotional card! She said that her relationship with Tiger transcended the mere physical; their feelings for each other ran far deeper than that. She had hoped Woods to acknowledge their relationship but wasn’t surprised when he didn’t. Figures!

Jungers who works as a blackjack dealer and a model in Las Vegas, said that Woods’ apology was absolute hogwash. His aim was to make people feel sorry for him through the apology, nothing else. At the same time, she cuts Woods some slack and says that she wouldn’t call him a liar, because she closely saw his emotions when his father passed away, but at the moment, he isn’t bothered about anyone else but himself. So true!

Jungers felt that Tiger wronged all the women he had slept with (yup, there’s no sugar-coating that one!), by not apologizing to a single one of them. She said that it was hurtful and rude of him to completely ignore them and instead apologize to kids and women all over the world. God! Will someone give Tiger’s many mistresses their due?

Lady Gaga has emerged triumphant! She’s a superstar and there’s hardly anyone on the planet who doesn’t know of her! So, here’s a message for one of her ex boyfriends who doubted whether she would succeed, “people, even if they’re as weird as this superstar, do manage to make it if they work hard enough, you know”!

Gaga says of her ex in Cosmopolitan’s April issue, that her erstwhile boyfriend told her that she would never ever manage to taste success or even be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song to her credit and that he hoped she would fail! Gaga remembers telling him quite clearly, that someday, when they were not together, he wouldn’t be able to so much as order a cup of coffee at the local deli without hearing something or the other about her!

Sounds a tad arrogant, doesn’t it? But take a minute out to look beneath lady Gaga’s frankly creepy exterior! There’s a smart girl out there who’s worked really, really hard to get where she is today, and you can’t deny that she’s got a great voice and a generous dollop of talent.

Gaga also states in the issue, that she ate “sh*t” for way too long in her struggle to make it in the music business, but she’s always believed she would make it, since she’s been ambitious to the point of being delusional! She says that people don’t really get her, because she’s so ambitious. Umm, shouldn’t that be more like, people don’t get he, period?

We’re hoping that Gaga’s current flame, Matthew Williams doesn’t doubt her, because she’s already reached the dizzying heights of success. But there’s a good chance he isn’t because he’s worked with Gaga for way too long. The two probably understand each other very well, in both a professional as well as a personal capacity.

Matthew is one of the chief collaborators in the Haus of Gaga and is responsible for designing all the wacky outfits that Lady Gaga so loves to sport. Don’t know about anything else, but if his designs are to play any role, I’d say both gaga and her beaus definitely have one thing in common: they love to shock people!

After all, Lady Gaga wears hair phones, masks and even bulges in her pants (gulp!). Let’s hope the two are able to enjoy a successful relationship. After all, success in your personal life is as important, if not more, as success in your profession!