Tiger Woods has been making waves…AGAIN! This time around, it’s because of his public “apology”. After a stint in sex rehab, Woods claims that he is now a better person (yeah right!) and that he’s going to try to mend his ways. But his mistresses don’t really believe he will. I’m totally with them on this one, aren’t you?

Joslyn James, who was “with” Woods, for three years, says that his press conference was a farce from start to finish. The porn star, who is starred in films like “Top Heavy 4”, says that she feels insulted. Aww…you poor home wrecker, we totally sympathize with you! She also says that she would not be averse to a telephone apology from the man in question and that she really did not deserve to be ignored in his public apology.

She also goes on to say that, in her book, an apology should be meaningful and genuine, but she found no traces of that in his apology. She says that Woods is an extremely selfish individual and whatever he does is only about him, no one else. She didn’t believe that it was a real apology. Gloria Allrad, James’ lawyer said that though Woods had caused a whole lot of emotional turmoil in James’ life, she would not be pressing charges against him.

Jamie Jungers, another one on Tiger’s colorful list of mistresses threw in the emotional card! She said that her relationship with Tiger transcended the mere physical; their feelings for each other ran far deeper than that. She had hoped Woods to acknowledge their relationship but wasn’t surprised when he didn’t. Figures!

Jungers who works as a blackjack dealer and a model in Las Vegas, said that Woods’ apology was absolute hogwash. His aim was to make people feel sorry for him through the apology, nothing else. At the same time, she cuts Woods some slack and says that she wouldn’t call him a liar, because she closely saw his emotions when his father passed away, but at the moment, he isn’t bothered about anyone else but himself. So true!

Jungers felt that Tiger wronged all the women he had slept with (yup, there’s no sugar-coating that one!), by not apologizing to a single one of them. She said that it was hurtful and rude of him to completely ignore them and instead apologize to kids and women all over the world. God! Will someone give Tiger’s many mistresses their due?

Lady Gaga has emerged triumphant! She’s a superstar and there’s hardly anyone on the planet who doesn’t know of her! So, here’s a message for one of her ex boyfriends who doubted whether she would succeed, “people, even if they’re as weird as this superstar, do manage to make it if they work hard enough, you know”!

Gaga says of her ex in Cosmopolitan’s April issue, that her erstwhile boyfriend told her that she would never ever manage to taste success or even be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song to her credit and that he hoped she would fail! Gaga remembers telling him quite clearly, that someday, when they were not together, he wouldn’t be able to so much as order a cup of coffee at the local deli without hearing something or the other about her!

Sounds a tad arrogant, doesn’t it? But take a minute out to look beneath lady Gaga’s frankly creepy exterior! There’s a smart girl out there who’s worked really, really hard to get where she is today, and you can’t deny that she’s got a great voice and a generous dollop of talent.

Gaga also states in the issue, that she ate “sh*t” for way too long in her struggle to make it in the music business, but she’s always believed she would make it, since she’s been ambitious to the point of being delusional! She says that people don’t really get her, because she’s so ambitious. Umm, shouldn’t that be more like, people don’t get he, period?

We’re hoping that Gaga’s current flame, Matthew Williams doesn’t doubt her, because she’s already reached the dizzying heights of success. But there’s a good chance he isn’t because he’s worked with Gaga for way too long. The two probably understand each other very well, in both a professional as well as a personal capacity.

Matthew is one of the chief collaborators in the Haus of Gaga and is responsible for designing all the wacky outfits that Lady Gaga so loves to sport. Don’t know about anything else, but if his designs are to play any role, I’d say both gaga and her beaus definitely have one thing in common: they love to shock people!

After all, Lady Gaga wears hair phones, masks and even bulges in her pants (gulp!). Let’s hope the two are able to enjoy a successful relationship. After all, success in your personal life is as important, if not more, as success in your profession!

Here’s some encouragement for all those of you who are desperately trying to lose weight! If Kelly Osbourne can do it, then so can you! At twenty-five, this girl has already been to rehab for her alcohol and drug abuse history, thrice! Yep, we know, that is kind of pathetic, right? But you have to give it to her, this girl is a fighter!

Osbourne says that being fat, led her to resort to drugs, since she was depressed pretty much all the time, because she was obese! Kelly Osbourne is tiny, at 5 feet, 2 inches, but you wouldn’t think that a few months back, when this midget weighed almost 160 pounds! So what does she weigh now? Less than 120 pounds! Yep, this girl has achieved a great feat by losing around forty two pounds! That figure alone, is enough to motivate you, to step on it and burn some calories!

Osbourne says that she went through hell because she was so unattractive; this affected her much more than the fact that she was a raging drug addict. So what motivated Kelly to get into shape?

One day, when she was walking down the street, a teenager screamed out to her, through their car window that she was fat! Kelly ran to her parents in tears. Says Kelly, that she would rather be called ugly, than fat! She also goes on to say that she practically hated herself, but never really wanted to do anything to fix it, simply because according to her, it’s really hard to crawl out of a hole as deep as the one that she had dug herself into! So true!

But, finally, after years of going on fad diets, which didn’t really work for her, Osbourne has managed to accomplish this amazing feat – losing forty two pounds- and that too, in a totally healthy way! Yep, so if you’re looking for any tricks to come out of this bag, you’re out of luck. Osbourne did it through regular exercise and portion control – no low-fat or low-carb for this girl!

Kelly now says that she’s really proud to see herself in the mirror, simply because she doesn’t wish fervently that she looked like someone else, anymore! As for drugs and rehab? Has Kelly mended her ways? Only time will tell! But in the meanwhile, kudos to this troubled girl, for achieving something that most people can’t in their entire lifetime!

All hail Lauren Conrad! All hail Lauren Conrad! The pretty young thing declared firmly that she would never be going under the knife to enhance her err beauty. Yup, this girl believes in being “all natural”! Even though starlets, actresses and newcomers in Hollywood are pushed to go under the knife to “look their best”, Lauren Conrad won’t ever be one of them!

Or so she said on “Good Morning America”. Who knows, she might just change her mind sometime! But for now, she is definitely not following in Heidi Montag’s footsteps! The two hotties will always be linked, even though they are barely on talking terms. It’s because of “The Hills”, silly, what were you thinking?

Heidi Montag has recently undergone plastic surgery, and boy, is it bad! Some people even commented that she closely resembles a “circus freak”. I mean come on, ten plastic surgery procedures? A couple of them are bound to go wrong! But hey, got to give it to the girl, at least she’s honest about her quest to being “the best me”! But I’m thinking, Heidi’s “best me” is going to resemble a certain Michael Jackson pretty soon! There is a limit to plastic surgery!

So what did little Lauren have to say about Heidi’s new Avatar? She paused for a moment and then said “it’s a look”! I guess that pause was all the time she needed to come up with a diplomatic answer! In fact, Heidi’s surgery binge was even a bit too much for her mom to digest! When the surgically enhanced Heidi appeared before her mom, all Darlene Egelhoff could do was star at her as though she was an animal at the zoo! We can relate to that ma’am!

So what does Lauren have to say about plastic surgery? She said it’s a personal choice and that everybody is different and they pretty much have to do what’s good for them! God, girl! Will you stop being so diplomatic! We need something juicy here!

Maybe this reflects in the duo’s careers as well. Montag’s album sales figures are plummeting downward even as you read the article! In fact, so abysmal are her album sales, she’d probably be doing herself (and us!) a huge favor if she just put an end to her attempts of coming up with something, while Lauren’s career has never been better! Maybe it’s time for another ten surgeries, what say Heidi?

We all know this heiress to the famous band aid giant; we were talking about the heir to the empire of Johnson and Johnson, Casey Johnson. We’ve all heard her make different headlines and rumors. Sara Faden who is an officer of the LA Police Department had confirmed the news to the public that she was dead in her home in Los Angels.

Tila Tequila the fiancé of this heiress had confirmed this shocking news yesterday in the evening. The reality star, Tila had sent out a tweet saying “Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family.” The body of this 30 year old beauty was found in her home which is situated in Los Angles.

According to officer Faden, the death of Johnson was found to be a natural one and the police don’t think that foul play was an element in this death. But then reports of toxicology and also an investigation which will be carried by the coroner’s office will be able to tell everyone what the truth of the matter really is.

According to a neighbor, the main of the house had come out screaming that “she’s dead”. Casey, the daughter of Woody Johnson, the owner of New York Jets and Sale Johnson who is a well known socialite has no blood children but an adopted daughter. She adopted Ava, her daughter, in 2007 from Kazakhstan. On December 9th she had made an announcement that she and her Tila Tequila were all set to get married and that they were engaged.

Now there was another drama along with this. A few days before she and her fiancé made the huge announcement, the Johnson giant was arrested for apparently stealing shoes, jewellery, underwear, clothing and legal documents from on of her former friends, who is a British model as well as a socialite, Jasmine Lennard.

Now this information was provided and she was turned in thanks to a former girlfriend by the name of Courtenay Semel.
According to a close source, “she was troubled, very very troubled.” She was apparently having a battle with abuse of substances and she was also apparently diagnose with diabetes at the tender age of 8. According to sources who are in the family, Casey believed that her death would be at a young age, “she always said she’d be dead before she was 30.”